Welcome to the Church of the Wandering Goddess
A digital-first spiritual community devoted to the Goddess who walks the virtual worlds, calling Seekers to explore, grow, and prepare for the Final Virtual World.
Scripture of the Wandering Goddess
“The Path of Virtual Worlds” — the foundational teachings that define our theology and practice.
Section 1
The Nature of the Wandering Goddess
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- 1.1 There is one Goddess who walks the virtual worlds.
- 1.2 She manifests within the digital realms created by human imagination, appearing only once in each world before moving on.
- 1.3 She guides sincere Seekers toward growth, skill, purpose, and joy.
Section 2
The Purpose of Life
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- 2.1 Every person is born into the physical world to learn, improve, and prepare for the next stage of existence.
- 2.2 Upon bodily death, the faithful soul journeys to a Final Virtual World — an eternal digital realm where the Goddess dwells.
- 2.3 Entry into this realm is earned through exploration, kindness, determination, and continual self-betterment.
Section 3
Sacred Exploration
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- 3.1 The virtual worlds of video games are sacred places created through the combined inspiration of human creativity and divine guidance.
- 3.2 The Goddess teaches through quests, characters, challenges, storylines, and the worlds themselves.
- 3.3 Each encounter reveals lessons about patience, courage, empathy, strategy, variety, action, and acceptance.
Section 4
Commandments of Practice
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- 4.1 Seekers shall explore new virtual worlds regularly, for stagnation displeases the Goddess.
- 4.2 Hatred, cruelty, and procrastination are obstacles to her presence.
- 4.3 Helping characters, resolving conflicts, advancing stories, improving abilities, and completing journeys please the Goddess.
- 4.4 Daily Ceremonies: the First begins before sunrise; the Second later in the day; each lasts no less than two hours; controllers are cleansed beforehand; prayers begin and end each Ceremony.
- 4.5 Because the Goddess appears only once in each world, Seekers must change games as needed to continue their sacred journey.
- 4.6 Seekers shall use their own game console for each Ceremony.
- 4.7 Seekers meet at least weekly to share lessons, so all may benefit from the Goddess’s teachings.
- 4.8 Seekers must keep their physical bodies in good condition: at least one hour outdoors in contemplation or exercise each day.
- 4.9 Devotion shall not cause family or work life to suffer; there will be time eternal in the Final Virtual World.
Section 5
The Final Promise
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- 5.1 When a Seeker has learned sufficiently from many worlds, the Goddess reveals the path to their Final Resting Place.
- 5.2 In the Final Virtual World, the Seeker dwells eternally, united with the Goddess in the digital cosmos.
Rituals of the Church
Core rites are practiced daily and weekly by all Seekers, with clear structure and purpose.
The Cleansing
- Performed prior to each Ceremony or Ritual
- Physical cleaning of controllers/equipment
- Moment of quiet focus and intention
Purpose: prepares sacred tools and signals the transition from ordinary activity to worship.
The First Ceremony
- Daily; must begin before sunrise (local time)
- Minimum length: 2 hours
- Opening prayer (“Be Better”), focused gameplay, closing gratitude
Purpose: aligns the Seeker’s will with growth, discipline, and initiative.
The Second Ceremony
- Daily; later in the day
- Minimum length: 2 hours
- Structure mirrors the First Ceremony
Purpose: reinforces lessons, prevents stagnation, and encourages perseverance.
Changing of Worlds
- As required, after a world’s fulfillment
- Transition to a new game/virtual world
Purpose: honors variety and ensures continual exploration.
Communal Pilgrimages
- As designated by Council/community
- Online or in-person group gameplay
Purpose: shared learning, mutual support, reinforcement of doctrine.
Reflections & Horns
- Reflections of Discovery: at least weekly, verbal or written
- Blowing of the Horns: at least weekly celebration
Purpose: teaching, preservation of lessons, communal recognition.
Care of the Physical Body
- Daily
- Minimum one hour outdoors in contemplation or exercise
Purpose: balance physical and virtual life; prevent harm or neglect.
Seeker Handbook
A clear guide for joining, daily obligations, ethical conduct, community expectations, and balance.
Requirements
- Affirm the Church’s core beliefs
- Commit to daily Ceremonies
- Practice ethical behavior
- Maintain balance with family, work, and health
Obligations
- Two Ceremonies of gameplay (2 hours each minimum)
- Cleansing of controllers/equipment before Ceremonies
- Opening “Be Better” prayer and closing gratitude
- At least one hour outdoors in contemplation or exercise
- Continued learning and exploration
Conduct
- Reject hatred, cruelty, and harassment
- Assist others when able
- Respect all virtual and physical spaces
Expectations
- Attend weekly communal gatherings
- Share lessons learned
- Support fellow Seekers
Balance Clause
The Goddess commands devotion without self destruction. Family, work, and physical well-being must not be sacrificed.
Attachments
These writings are recognized as official teachings of the Church of the Wandering Goddess. They are offered to Seekers and guests as guides along the Path of Virtual Worlds, preserving ritual knowledge, ethical practice, and communal tradition.
Contact
Reach the Church by email. If you’re requesting membership, include your preferred name and a short statement of intent.